Things college has taught me so far:

WELL! It has been a grand two months!

Friends are hard to make
out of two housemates, one is always awesome, the other is a pain in the ass
whenever you are walking home form a night out be it 10pm, 6am, or 4pm, people can tell. and for girls you will always get hit with a call of "WALK OF SHAAAAME!"
girls cannot get the cork out of a bottle of wine
9am lectures are horriffic
€3 shots are beautiful
unplanned nights out are the best!
assignments are never handed in on time
every song is a good song
cameras are essential
you will meet more people from your hometown than if you are at home
parents are to be told nothing