1. Cop the fuck on and EXCEL in 3rd year ESPECIALLY FRENCH.
2. Spend the summer after 3rd year in Paris learning how to roll my "r" 's authentically and find a french lover* called Pierre to buy me croissants which I shall eschew wit a firm "non" as my health has become my priority.
*French lover as this is MY life and in my life I wont have time for boyfriends only french lovers called Pierre who live to buy me croissants.
3. Australia! Adapt to the sun, feed a dingo my baby, wear a hat with corks in it, get severely burnt, Swim at 5am hammered, have Christmas on the beach.
4. Grow out knacker stripe and stop throwing out fighting words.
5. Figure out what to do with rest of life.
6. Don't get knocked up before you have seen the world.
7. Stay classy, San Diego.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Monday, September 5, 2011
Talking with my mother.
Apparently if I get knocked up, I can apply for single parent with the government. I get a house, money each week, baby things. Nevermind the fact my tits will look AMAZING.
The only downside is I will have a baby to look after, but the world needs a little more me in it!
The only downside is I will have a baby to look after, but the world needs a little more me in it!
Sunday, January 2, 2011
The story of why I love jam so much.
When I was seventeen I went to the gaeltacht. The gaeltacht is like a summer camp, in the middle of nowhere where 70-80 teens go and live with host families, go to school, sports, etc and speak ONLY Irish.I went with four lads I was great friends with. But genders can't be mixed. I was living fucking MILES from them. Not only that, as I was the oldest in my house for the first few days [Three more girls were to arrive after a while] IO was Teach Ceannaire. Meaning, head of house. So it was me, two 14 year olds, and 3 13 year olds, miles from my friends. Whats worse? I had brought €70 work of pot but THE LADS HAD IT. So I was fucked off. Really fucked off. As is traditional with the gaeltacht, the food also sucked. basically the bean an ti gives you muck, and loads of bread and jam to fill you, with water and for one evening a week dilute to drink.
Never having been a fan of jam, after about 5 days I said fuck it and decided to just have some. And my life changed forever. How I delscribe it?
It added flavour to my otherwise dull and flavourless life.
For DAYS I had been eating only bread and butter, my tastebuds were crying. And there it was. Saved by the sweetest superhero, strawberry jam.
And then I went to college. Where I had to fend for myself. Where I have lived a bland and flavourless life, eating only pasta and bread, the cheapest foods imaginable. Made that bit more bearable with my good friend jam.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
I want a tiny tattoo of a jam jar.
Never having been a fan of jam, after about 5 days I said fuck it and decided to just have some. And my life changed forever. How I delscribe it?
It added flavour to my otherwise dull and flavourless life.
For DAYS I had been eating only bread and butter, my tastebuds were crying. And there it was. Saved by the sweetest superhero, strawberry jam.
And then I went to college. Where I had to fend for myself. Where I have lived a bland and flavourless life, eating only pasta and bread, the cheapest foods imaginable. Made that bit more bearable with my good friend jam.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
I want a tiny tattoo of a jam jar.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Today is nae my day
I woke up this morning/afternoon whatever and stumbled to the kitchen for my usual three or four cups of tea to start my day when THERE WAS NO TEABAGS.
I was griefstricken.
After an hour of curling up on the floor I decided to go to the shop. Which is a half hour away. Not a big deal but I hadn't even planned on getting dressed nevermind leaving the house today.
So off I went!
I picked my favourite brand, and got the biggest box there was. I walked home, clutching my teabags happily.
There is a roundabout in front of my house. I went to cross. There was a car coming. I knew if I ran I'd make it, and then Id be home and have tea!!!
I ran. I was a little cocky, I may have even shouted "Ha ha to you car!" as I ran across.
BUT OH FUCK. I dropped my teabags. I turned just in time to see them being run over.
I knelt on the ground threw my hands in the air and went "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
I felt my heart break.
WHY AM I SO USELES?? WHY CANT I DO THINGS?!?!
I was griefstricken.
After an hour of curling up on the floor I decided to go to the shop. Which is a half hour away. Not a big deal but I hadn't even planned on getting dressed nevermind leaving the house today.
So off I went!
I picked my favourite brand, and got the biggest box there was. I walked home, clutching my teabags happily.
There is a roundabout in front of my house. I went to cross. There was a car coming. I knew if I ran I'd make it, and then Id be home and have tea!!!
I ran. I was a little cocky, I may have even shouted "Ha ha to you car!" as I ran across.
BUT OH FUCK. I dropped my teabags. I turned just in time to see them being run over.
I knelt on the ground threw my hands in the air and went "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
I felt my heart break.
WHY AM I SO USELES?? WHY CANT I DO THINGS?!?!
Monday, November 8, 2010
Cookbook
I think I'm going to write a cookbook, I seem to be cooking and baking so much these last few months. But it shan't contain normal recipies, oh no! It shall instead contain my own personal ones, such as an "I'm sorry I slept with your friend" cake, and "Thanks for taking me to the hospital" lasagne.
I see a future in this.
I see a future in this.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
blah
23:57Me
I got in there first!
[thats what she sed]
23:57Megan
cuz yours was shorter
23:57Me
thats what she sed
I got in there first!
[thats what she sed]
23:57Megan
cuz yours was shorter
23:57Me
thats what she sed
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Dossing.
Here I am yet again, another assignment not done yet still procrastinating. I hate myself sometimes, and the fact I am so relaxed about what should be important shite. It worries me that I don't worry. If that make sense.
I don't care though. It's tragic, that I focus more on the social aspect of college. But lately, I have just felt so accepted in college. It shocks me when people know my name, or draw me into conversation, or even involve me. I'm not used to it, and I don't know why. In my head I just can't see why people would even WANT to involve me and draw me in, it just makes no sense. But I love it. I love everyone up there, I love Awesome K and how knowing her has brought so many science faces into my life, my class, and how on our week away I totally carved my place in their minds. Jane- Funny, moody, not a morning person, talks a lot, makes no sense, frizzy hair, impulsive, drunk, laughable, likable? Sans regret. I think it was my "walk of shame" that really got them, as I trudged through the breakfast room in my colourful wellies, bright green jammie bottems, drs and bright blue hoody, hair as mad as a goat, I most definitely drew the ENTIRE classes attention. I tried to be subtle and quiet about it, but when the cheering started what else could I do, but throw my hands in the air?
I sound like such a fucking girl right now. Fuck me.
I don't care though. It's tragic, that I focus more on the social aspect of college. But lately, I have just felt so accepted in college. It shocks me when people know my name, or draw me into conversation, or even involve me. I'm not used to it, and I don't know why. In my head I just can't see why people would even WANT to involve me and draw me in, it just makes no sense. But I love it. I love everyone up there, I love Awesome K and how knowing her has brought so many science faces into my life, my class, and how on our week away I totally carved my place in their minds. Jane- Funny, moody, not a morning person, talks a lot, makes no sense, frizzy hair, impulsive, drunk, laughable, likable? Sans regret. I think it was my "walk of shame" that really got them, as I trudged through the breakfast room in my colourful wellies, bright green jammie bottems, drs and bright blue hoody, hair as mad as a goat, I most definitely drew the ENTIRE classes attention. I tried to be subtle and quiet about it, but when the cheering started what else could I do, but throw my hands in the air?
I sound like such a fucking girl right now. Fuck me.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
JANE
Jane
Orange: The color of autumn was named in the tenth century after the fruit. Although it has a strong relationship to food, fruit and spices, orange has always been a second string color, taking a back seat to red and yellow. If orange, the color of heat, fire and the harvest is your favorite color, you probably get along well with others. You tend to be social and hate to be alone. If you're feeling down in the dumps, adding a tad of orange to your day can help.
You entered: Jane
There are 4 letters in your name.
Those 4 letters total to 12
There are 2 vowels and 2 consonants in your name.
What your first name means:
Hebrew Female Gift from God.
English Female Jehovah has been gracious. A Feminine form of John. Variant of Joan. From the Old French Jehane. Famous Bearers: British novelist Jane Austen (1775-1817) and American actress Jayne Mansfield (1932-67).
Your number is: 3
The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living.
The expression or destiny for #3:
An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.
The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip.
Your Soul Urge number is: 6
A Soul Urge number of 6 means:
With a number 6 Soul Urge, you would like to be appreciated for your ability to handle responsibility. Your home and family are likely to be a strong focus for you, perhaps the strongest focus of your life. Friendship, love, and affection are high on your list of priorities for a happy life. You have a lot of diplomatic tendencies in your makeup, as you a able to rectify and balance situations with an innate skill. You like working with people rather than by yourself. It is extremely important for you to have harmony in your environment at all times.
The positive side of the 6 Soul Urge produces a huge capacity for responsibility; you are always there and ready to assume more than your share of the load. If you possess positive 6 Soul Urges and express them, you are known for your generosity, understanding and deep sympathetic attitude. Strong 6 energy is very giving of love, affection, and emotional support. You may have the inclination to teach or serve your community in other idealistic ways. You have natural abilities to help people. You are also likely to have artistic and creative leanings.
If you have an over-supply of 6 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative traits common to this number. With such a strong sympathetic attitude, it is easy to become too emotional. Sometimes the desires to render help can be over done, and it can become interfering and an attitude that is too protective, rather than helpful. The person with too much 6 energy often finds that people tend to take advantage of this very giving spirit. You may tend to repress your own needs so that you can cater to the demands from others. At times, there may be a tendency in this, for becoming over-loaded with such demands, and as a result become resentful.
Your Inner Dream number is: 6
An Inner Dream number of 6 means:
You dream of guiding and fostering the perfect family in the perfect home. You crave the devotion from offspring and a loving spouse. You picture yourself in the center of a successful domestic unit.
Orange: The color of autumn was named in the tenth century after the fruit. Although it has a strong relationship to food, fruit and spices, orange has always been a second string color, taking a back seat to red and yellow. If orange, the color of heat, fire and the harvest is your favorite color, you probably get along well with others. You tend to be social and hate to be alone. If you're feeling down in the dumps, adding a tad of orange to your day can help.
You entered: Jane
There are 4 letters in your name.
Those 4 letters total to 12
There are 2 vowels and 2 consonants in your name.
What your first name means:
Hebrew Female Gift from God.
English Female Jehovah has been gracious. A Feminine form of John. Variant of Joan. From the Old French Jehane. Famous Bearers: British novelist Jane Austen (1775-1817) and American actress Jayne Mansfield (1932-67).
Your number is: 3
The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living.
The expression or destiny for #3:
An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.
The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip.
Your Soul Urge number is: 6
A Soul Urge number of 6 means:
With a number 6 Soul Urge, you would like to be appreciated for your ability to handle responsibility. Your home and family are likely to be a strong focus for you, perhaps the strongest focus of your life. Friendship, love, and affection are high on your list of priorities for a happy life. You have a lot of diplomatic tendencies in your makeup, as you a able to rectify and balance situations with an innate skill. You like working with people rather than by yourself. It is extremely important for you to have harmony in your environment at all times.
The positive side of the 6 Soul Urge produces a huge capacity for responsibility; you are always there and ready to assume more than your share of the load. If you possess positive 6 Soul Urges and express them, you are known for your generosity, understanding and deep sympathetic attitude. Strong 6 energy is very giving of love, affection, and emotional support. You may have the inclination to teach or serve your community in other idealistic ways. You have natural abilities to help people. You are also likely to have artistic and creative leanings.
If you have an over-supply of 6 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative traits common to this number. With such a strong sympathetic attitude, it is easy to become too emotional. Sometimes the desires to render help can be over done, and it can become interfering and an attitude that is too protective, rather than helpful. The person with too much 6 energy often finds that people tend to take advantage of this very giving spirit. You may tend to repress your own needs so that you can cater to the demands from others. At times, there may be a tendency in this, for becoming over-loaded with such demands, and as a result become resentful.
Your Inner Dream number is: 6
An Inner Dream number of 6 means:
You dream of guiding and fostering the perfect family in the perfect home. You crave the devotion from offspring and a loving spouse. You picture yourself in the center of a successful domestic unit.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
I now know how a Disney Princess feels
when walking home from the night before, this morning was just so charming! I timed it perfectly that anyone who had to be in college by 9 was there, but no one had left for the 10 o clock class yet, the sun was BEAMING down, some pleasant old men took off their hats and waved them at me whilst their dogs yapped and leapt around me happily, some old woman started a delightful conversation with me about the weather and gave me a daffodil, and I felt as if the birds were singing just for me!!
Seriously, twas like no stride of pride I have ever done before, the sun makes everything better!!
Or maybe I was still hammmered.
Seriously, twas like no stride of pride I have ever done before, the sun makes everything better!!
Or maybe I was still hammmered.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Yar
here I am supposed to be tidying my room before I go back to Galway but fock that because mother dear is a complete psycho bitch and i dont give a shit. Really sick of her telling me everyone hates me, that Im useless and she wishes I wasnt talking to her instead of daddy dear [4 years already. Hmm] so fuck her.
Instead I am thinking of 2009 and all the joys and sorrows it brought, having not yet summed it up for future reference, here it is!
The Joys:
College- What can I say, Heritage studies in GMIT? Not my first choice, but fuck do I love it. I love the people in my class, hilarious they all are, the people I live with [as annoying as they can be fock it, im sure im not a delight to live with either] the people ive met [lads next door, brilliant fun. Love going out drinking with them, going over to theirs for feasts based consisting mainly of potatoes] the drinking, oh the drinking! Eoin being right next door, the people hes introduced me too. Fuck, I even love the people of my early college days that through whatever occurences I dont see anymore. I love Galway itself, I love the randomness of it all. I love the freedom, and being by myself in the world. I love it all.
Spain- June, apres bac celebrations avec Megan and Stefanie. I loved the drunken nights, when me and megan ran around drinking for 2 hours and ended up with me falling out of a taxi at the door of a hotel and puking everywhere, me and megan laughing at the "I was with the short guy but i really liked the short guy you were with" "I liked the tall guy you were with!?" Falling asleep mid conversation with a spanish lad and having a nice 2 hour vodka induced sleep in the sand, running to midnight mass with those other lasds, finding the instruments on the beach, getting my haircut by a woman with no english with my no spanish and being hungover as sin, never making it down to breakfast, getting on the wrong plane, BABEHH!
The boys- Oh there has been many, the Schveeeedishness of Anders [now engaged HAHAHAHA] "want to meet for some kisses?"
Mike- "Oh my god, I love you!?" [he sounded shocked] shame really.
AAH, You just bit me?!?" "Well I told you to shut up"
countless faceless and nameless people.
Tom. Oh Tom! Dont care if he had a girlfriend, fight stopped by Davitt, the hilariousness of it all. He fell for me!!
Darragh- I just, I just cant resist.
The amazing drunken summer I had with Megan, Hael, Mike, Pj, Chris. Chris running home. Getting on first name terms with the bouncers in thhe castle. The castle itself. All magical.
Turning 18- My proudest moment, living this long. Quite the feat. Night filled with mistakes, but whatever.
Going out DURING the leaving cert. Never been that drunk in my life
Getting into Schkamps underage- "Youre on the bridge"
The hilarious quotes of the year, all found on facebook. HMMM. Cant remember much else.
The Lows
Ugh, Kilcoyne. Boy was I drunk. Woke up in Carlys not remembering having even gone there. My face must have been brilliant when they told me what Id done. The shame as I hitched home, the reaction when Carkys mother herself picked me up.
Crashing my beloved Punto, was rushing home to watch Gilmore girls and hit a pole. The kicker? Missed gilmore girls AND the repeat.
Not getting into college- Twas a dark day for me. Granted I quickly found an alternative, and Im happy now. But fuck was it depressing.
A week in hospital after the leaving cert- fucking mother doesnt believe me when Im sick and what does it fucking get me? Bitch.
The mumps. They suck. Missed my last 2 weeks of secondary school ever. Bah.
Spending the first 3 weeks of the year sick in bed. An effective diet, but horrible.
When that cow cut they layes in my hair so short they curled like fuck and I nearly cried for a week. Still not fully grown out!!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Instead I am thinking of 2009 and all the joys and sorrows it brought, having not yet summed it up for future reference, here it is!
The Joys:
College- What can I say, Heritage studies in GMIT? Not my first choice, but fuck do I love it. I love the people in my class, hilarious they all are, the people I live with [as annoying as they can be fock it, im sure im not a delight to live with either] the people ive met [lads next door, brilliant fun. Love going out drinking with them, going over to theirs for feasts based consisting mainly of potatoes] the drinking, oh the drinking! Eoin being right next door, the people hes introduced me too. Fuck, I even love the people of my early college days that through whatever occurences I dont see anymore. I love Galway itself, I love the randomness of it all. I love the freedom, and being by myself in the world. I love it all.
Spain- June, apres bac celebrations avec Megan and Stefanie. I loved the drunken nights, when me and megan ran around drinking for 2 hours and ended up with me falling out of a taxi at the door of a hotel and puking everywhere, me and megan laughing at the "I was with the short guy but i really liked the short guy you were with" "I liked the tall guy you were with!?" Falling asleep mid conversation with a spanish lad and having a nice 2 hour vodka induced sleep in the sand, running to midnight mass with those other lasds, finding the instruments on the beach, getting my haircut by a woman with no english with my no spanish and being hungover as sin, never making it down to breakfast, getting on the wrong plane, BABEHH!
The boys- Oh there has been many, the Schveeeedishness of Anders [now engaged HAHAHAHA] "want to meet for some kisses?"
Mike- "Oh my god, I love you!?" [he sounded shocked] shame really.
AAH, You just bit me?!?" "Well I told you to shut up"
countless faceless and nameless people.
Tom. Oh Tom! Dont care if he had a girlfriend, fight stopped by Davitt, the hilariousness of it all. He fell for me!!
Darragh- I just, I just cant resist.
The amazing drunken summer I had with Megan, Hael, Mike, Pj, Chris. Chris running home. Getting on first name terms with the bouncers in thhe castle. The castle itself. All magical.
Turning 18- My proudest moment, living this long. Quite the feat. Night filled with mistakes, but whatever.
Going out DURING the leaving cert. Never been that drunk in my life
Getting into Schkamps underage- "Youre on the bridge"
The hilarious quotes of the year, all found on facebook. HMMM. Cant remember much else.
The Lows
Ugh, Kilcoyne. Boy was I drunk. Woke up in Carlys not remembering having even gone there. My face must have been brilliant when they told me what Id done. The shame as I hitched home, the reaction when Carkys mother herself picked me up.
Crashing my beloved Punto, was rushing home to watch Gilmore girls and hit a pole. The kicker? Missed gilmore girls AND the repeat.
Not getting into college- Twas a dark day for me. Granted I quickly found an alternative, and Im happy now. But fuck was it depressing.
A week in hospital after the leaving cert- fucking mother doesnt believe me when Im sick and what does it fucking get me? Bitch.
The mumps. They suck. Missed my last 2 weeks of secondary school ever. Bah.
Spending the first 3 weeks of the year sick in bed. An effective diet, but horrible.
When that cow cut they layes in my hair so short they curled like fuck and I nearly cried for a week. Still not fully grown out!!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Things college has taught me so far:
WELL! It has been a grand two months!
Friends are hard to make
out of two housemates, one is always awesome, the other is a pain in the ass
whenever you are walking home form a night out be it 10pm, 6am, or 4pm, people can tell. and for girls you will always get hit with a call of "WALK OF SHAAAAME!"
girls cannot get the cork out of a bottle of wine
9am lectures are horriffic
€3 shots are beautiful
unplanned nights out are the best!
assignments are never handed in on time
every song is a good song
cameras are essential
you will meet more people from your hometown than if you are at home
parents are to be told nothing
Friends are hard to make
out of two housemates, one is always awesome, the other is a pain in the ass
whenever you are walking home form a night out be it 10pm, 6am, or 4pm, people can tell. and for girls you will always get hit with a call of "WALK OF SHAAAAME!"
girls cannot get the cork out of a bottle of wine
9am lectures are horriffic
€3 shots are beautiful
unplanned nights out are the best!
assignments are never handed in on time
every song is a good song
cameras are essential
you will meet more people from your hometown than if you are at home
parents are to be told nothing
Saturday, July 25, 2009
How to get past management
I went to my friends debs/prom/formal/whatever yesterday.
I wasnt staying in the hotel, but had left all my drink and bags in my friends hotel room. After the meal, management werent letting anyone who wasnt staying in the hotel out of the banquet room, but I HAD to get my drink!! I went up to the bouncer and manager and was like "Listen, I know yere not letting anyone past, but I left my phone in my friends room and I dont care what ye say because I have to go get it. I have a kid at home, and I will damn well be phoning to make sure shes ok"
They just looked at me, doubtful. So I continued.
"Yeah yeah, Im your typical case of a teenage pregnancy. I DIDNT EXPECT IT. Now, let me out, would you get in the way of a rottweiler and her pup?" *Glare*
And then the trainee manager stepped forward. "Here, you can come up the back way with me. Its fine" and I got brought directly to my room, through the offices. It was great! He said to me as we were wqalking "I know how you feel, I have 3 myself and no one believes me." He was about 22!! :lol
So for the rest of the night I was allowed up to my friends room no hassle, and when I lost my bag the manager helped me look for it.
:lol
Only decent picture of me:
And now Im going to the recovery party. Where we drink more and talk about last night.
I wasnt staying in the hotel, but had left all my drink and bags in my friends hotel room. After the meal, management werent letting anyone who wasnt staying in the hotel out of the banquet room, but I HAD to get my drink!! I went up to the bouncer and manager and was like "Listen, I know yere not letting anyone past, but I left my phone in my friends room and I dont care what ye say because I have to go get it. I have a kid at home, and I will damn well be phoning to make sure shes ok"
They just looked at me, doubtful. So I continued.
"Yeah yeah, Im your typical case of a teenage pregnancy. I DIDNT EXPECT IT. Now, let me out, would you get in the way of a rottweiler and her pup?" *Glare*
And then the trainee manager stepped forward. "Here, you can come up the back way with me. Its fine" and I got brought directly to my room, through the offices. It was great! He said to me as we were wqalking "I know how you feel, I have 3 myself and no one believes me." He was about 22!! :lol
So for the rest of the night I was allowed up to my friends room no hassle, and when I lost my bag the manager helped me look for it.
:lol
Only decent picture of me:
And now Im going to the recovery party. Where we drink more and talk about last night.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
MEEE
Jane: I like you. I like you a lot. I only noticed this about a month or two ago though. You remind me a lot of my sister-in-law (bitchy sister's asshole husband's awesome sister). I really only met her at the wedding, because we were both bridesmaids, but we really hit it off and became best buds for those few days. She's a total drunky, but the cool, super friendly, crazy lady type. I would LOVE to party with you someday. But aside from all that, you seem pretty damn strong too. It seems like you have a "Keep on truckin'" type of attitude, and just want to make the best of life no matter what shit gets thrown at you. I admire that.
Jane
Yer ginger
You amuse me greatly. I like how a few years ago you were all"Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?
Jane
Yer ginger
You amuse me greatly. I like how a few years ago you were all"Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Well well well!
Today was the firstday of the rest of my life! I started the beloved leaving certificate exam. Not having done any study yet its a bit late to start so I am stumbling into all my exams, blind and most likely drunk! But I dont mind! Sometimes I feel like the only leaving cert who isnt worried about this thing? Anyways, some dumbass in Louth handed out the wrong papers and paper 2 is cancelled till Saturday, which means my plans of getting trashed on Friday night are unlikely to happen, the department of education is so inconsiderate. I happened to be taking a small 4 hour nap when the news broke of the cancellation, woke up disorientated and hungry to find loads of missed calls and texts lamenting the cancellation. I was dazed and confused, disbelieving of the whole fiassco, but eventually I had to see sense. Surely all my friends, thousands of leaving certs on the internet and the national news station hadn't bonded togethor just to trick me?? Anyways, Im grand about it because apparently Theme or Issue hadnt come up on comparitive, the one Ive prepared the most so hopefully itll be on the new paper, but am completely fucked if Bishop dosent come up because as much as I do like Rich Bishop is the only one that has settled in my head.
Started my morning in a... confused manner. Felt like the day should seem like a bigger deal or something? Drove expertly out to Louisburgh, screaming along happily to all the songs. No one was in my vision as I pulled up outside, the school looked dead. I straddled into the building, sunglasses on and not wearing my uniform wondering if it was the right day?
I was hit by a swarm of people, nerves buzzing between them.
I think I pissed off the examiner, as she was busy scurrying to student to student, looking for me to sign my name whilst I was busy on the other side of the room talking appletini's and sunburn.
And how typical is it that I am the only freaking student in the entire exam hall that cannot see the freaking clock from my desk? I am narked about that.
My essay was alright, filled with verbs and emotions but I wasnt really feeling it. I know its npt my best piece ever, and it was total sap in envelope, writing about a stupid relationship and proposal. I know I write from real life experience, but jesus, if my life is as sappy as that I really must shoot myself in the face sometime soon.
GOOD DAY.
Started my morning in a... confused manner. Felt like the day should seem like a bigger deal or something? Drove expertly out to Louisburgh, screaming along happily to all the songs. No one was in my vision as I pulled up outside, the school looked dead. I straddled into the building, sunglasses on and not wearing my uniform wondering if it was the right day?
I was hit by a swarm of people, nerves buzzing between them.
I think I pissed off the examiner, as she was busy scurrying to student to student, looking for me to sign my name whilst I was busy on the other side of the room talking appletini's and sunburn.
And how typical is it that I am the only freaking student in the entire exam hall that cannot see the freaking clock from my desk? I am narked about that.
My essay was alright, filled with verbs and emotions but I wasnt really feeling it. I know its npt my best piece ever, and it was total sap in envelope, writing about a stupid relationship and proposal. I know I write from real life experience, but jesus, if my life is as sappy as that I really must shoot myself in the face sometime soon.
GOOD DAY.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
A night out with General Socks and The Captain!
A lesson on how to open a bottle of Champagne with me, Jane Jarvis.
1. Remove wire.
2. Get ready!
3. POP!!!
4. Or not...
5. Concentrate! [LOL!]
6. Get a friend to help.
7. Success!!
8. Drink.
9. Do Abbey Road.
10. Go "Clubbing"
1. Remove wire.
2. Get ready!
3. POP!!!
4. Or not...
5. Concentrate! [LOL!]
6. Get a friend to help.
7. Success!!
8. Drink.
9. Do Abbey Road.
10. Go "Clubbing"
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Birthday!
Facebook:
Emer Smith: I wanted to be the first to say Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO im saying it a day early lol xxx HAPIEEE BIRTHDAY!!! :-) xxx
Happy Birthday, Jane!
From all of us on The Facebook Team, have a great day!
Liam O'Malley: Happy day of your birth Jane. :)
James Durkan: Jane!
I Freaking Love You.
Happy Birthday.
Charlie Edwards: happy birthday :D
xx
Claire Smith: happy birthday! have a good one x)
Michael Fergus: Happy birthday Jane! Have a good one.
Wesley Gavin: Happy Birthday! dont go too mad!!
Borja García Garrido: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANE!!!
Have a good one, n enjoy :D
I miss you!
xxxx
Anthony Concannon: happy birthday... and all that jazz...
Hazel Sheridan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE!! I LOVE YOU! HOPE YOU LIKED YOUR CAR! ;)
YYYAAAAYYYYYYY
;)
:)
XOXOXOXOXMcCafe
Saoirse Wall: hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppyyyyyy birthday!Saoirse Wall posted a Just for you using Mmmm MEN.
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppyyyyyy birthday!
Corey O' Toole: happy birthday jane!!!:)
Megan Lally: I hope you enjoyed your day of surprises!! Zappy thirthtay!!
Texts!
inead Ryan: happy 18th birthday :] woop the big day has finaly cum :D haha, have a great day ... and dont get to drunk...at...eh...school? Hahaha xxx
Luke King Hamill: Happy Birthday Jane!
Stefanie Daley: JAAAAANE!! Youre 18 dudette, HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY! You are now the savage age of eighteen! Ready to take on the town togethor with out super *cough* Stain *cough*superpowers!! We shall tackle the wonderful world of drink as a team now! An, eh, buy lotto tickets, vote and such... [the responsible, mature activitiesof course! ;)] have a ownderful dayjaney! I'll look forward to our celebratorytipple [= until then my fieryginga of a birthday gal! Have a ball of a time bein legal, babbeh!!
Martin Lynch: Happy Birthday Jane! :)
Mike Hennelly: Happy Birthday!! :)
James Durkan: Fuckface! Happy Freakin Birthday!! You are finally 18, thank fuck!!
Chloe McGuinness: Happy birthday jane darling..have a great day! Enjoy 18, its the best! x :)
Breen Concannon: Bout time... Happy Birthday
Aine: Happy Birthday Jane, Aine
02: Happy Birthday from o2! We hope you have a great day and thanks for being a loyal customer!
Sinead Burge: Hey, Happy Birthday!!
Orla McNally: Happy Birthday!! :]
Robert Burge: Happy Birthday Cousin
Hannah King: Happy Birthday! Would you like to meet up for some kisses? ;)
Karen Francis: Happy Birthday *music note, emote
Sharon McNally: Bon anniversaire! feliz cumpleanos!A very happy birthday my now legal friend!
Hazel Sheridan: Hey hey birthday girl, you like your car? ;]
BEBO!
Sinead Burge: birthday luv
Stefanie Daley: Haaaaappy Biiirrrrrrrthday!
=]]]
EIGHTEEN!
AT LAST!
Whoop-dee-gloop...
Lorna Sheridan: Happy birthday!!!
xxxxxxx
HOROSCOPE!!
Tremendous internal changes, intense effort, relentless determination, compulsive and irrational drives, and strong assertion of your will are the key issues during this time period. This is a difficult time period when you want to make intense changes. This transit can last for a number of weeks.
Wellness:
93%
Intellect:
35%
Love:
87%
Emotions:
6%
Intuition:
39%
Creativity:
24%
Work:
81%
Money:
99%
Power Numbers: 10, 17, 35, 11, 49, 6
Born Today: Soren Kierkegaard, Karl Marx, Christopher Morley, James Beard, Tammy Wynette
This is a good time for you in your emotional relationships. Your ability to express yourself confidently and openly wins you the respect and admiration of others. You can promote ideas and goals that you believe strongly in and. They quietly accept your proposals and ideas, and may even provide some support.
Taurus General Horoscope
Tremendous internal changes, intense effort, relentless determination, compulsive and irrational drives, and strong assertion of your will are the key issues during this time period. This is a difficult time period when you want to make intense changes. This transit can last for a number of weeks.
Myspace: Managing your day is a cakewalk for you because your greatest strength now is the easy availability of all the determination you need. Nothing is going to pull you off track now, enabling you to finish whatever you start. Don't worry about working too fast; take your time and plod along like an ambling bull. You'll arrive at your destination on your own schedule.
THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
Emer Smith: I wanted to be the first to say Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO im saying it a day early lol xxx HAPIEEE BIRTHDAY!!! :-) xxx
Happy Birthday, Jane!
From all of us on The Facebook Team, have a great day!
Liam O'Malley: Happy day of your birth Jane. :)
James Durkan: Jane!
I Freaking Love You.
Happy Birthday.
Charlie Edwards: happy birthday :D
xx
Claire Smith: happy birthday! have a good one x)
Michael Fergus: Happy birthday Jane! Have a good one.
Wesley Gavin: Happy Birthday! dont go too mad!!
Borja García Garrido: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANE!!!
Have a good one, n enjoy :D
I miss you!
xxxx
Anthony Concannon: happy birthday... and all that jazz...
Hazel Sheridan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE!! I LOVE YOU! HOPE YOU LIKED YOUR CAR! ;)
YYYAAAAYYYYYYY
;)
:)
XOXOXOXOXMcCafe
Saoirse Wall: hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppyyyyyy birthday!Saoirse Wall posted a Just for you using Mmmm MEN.
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppyyyyyy birthday!
Corey O' Toole: happy birthday jane!!!:)
Megan Lally: I hope you enjoyed your day of surprises!! Zappy thirthtay!!
Texts!
inead Ryan: happy 18th birthday :] woop the big day has finaly cum :D haha, have a great day ... and dont get to drunk...at...eh...school? Hahaha xxx
Luke King Hamill: Happy Birthday Jane!
Stefanie Daley: JAAAAANE!! Youre 18 dudette, HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY! You are now the savage age of eighteen! Ready to take on the town togethor with out super *cough* Stain *cough*superpowers!! We shall tackle the wonderful world of drink as a team now! An, eh, buy lotto tickets, vote and such... [the responsible, mature activitiesof course! ;)] have a ownderful dayjaney! I'll look forward to our celebratorytipple [= until then my fieryginga of a birthday gal! Have a ball of a time bein legal, babbeh!!
Martin Lynch: Happy Birthday Jane! :)
Mike Hennelly: Happy Birthday!! :)
James Durkan: Fuckface! Happy Freakin Birthday!! You are finally 18, thank fuck!!
Chloe McGuinness: Happy birthday jane darling..have a great day! Enjoy 18, its the best! x :)
Breen Concannon: Bout time... Happy Birthday
Aine: Happy Birthday Jane, Aine
02: Happy Birthday from o2! We hope you have a great day and thanks for being a loyal customer!
Sinead Burge: Hey, Happy Birthday!!
Orla McNally: Happy Birthday!! :]
Robert Burge: Happy Birthday Cousin
Hannah King: Happy Birthday! Would you like to meet up for some kisses? ;)
Karen Francis: Happy Birthday *music note, emote
Sharon McNally: Bon anniversaire! feliz cumpleanos!A very happy birthday my now legal friend!
Hazel Sheridan: Hey hey birthday girl, you like your car? ;]
BEBO!
Sinead Burge: birthday luv
Stefanie Daley: Haaaaappy Biiirrrrrrrthday!
=]]]
EIGHTEEN!
AT LAST!
Whoop-dee-gloop...
Lorna Sheridan: Happy birthday!!!
xxxxxxx
HOROSCOPE!!
Tremendous internal changes, intense effort, relentless determination, compulsive and irrational drives, and strong assertion of your will are the key issues during this time period. This is a difficult time period when you want to make intense changes. This transit can last for a number of weeks.
Wellness:
93%
Intellect:
35%
Love:
87%
Emotions:
6%
Intuition:
39%
Creativity:
24%
Work:
81%
Money:
99%
Power Numbers: 10, 17, 35, 11, 49, 6
Born Today: Soren Kierkegaard, Karl Marx, Christopher Morley, James Beard, Tammy Wynette
This is a good time for you in your emotional relationships. Your ability to express yourself confidently and openly wins you the respect and admiration of others. You can promote ideas and goals that you believe strongly in and. They quietly accept your proposals and ideas, and may even provide some support.
Taurus General Horoscope
Tremendous internal changes, intense effort, relentless determination, compulsive and irrational drives, and strong assertion of your will are the key issues during this time period. This is a difficult time period when you want to make intense changes. This transit can last for a number of weeks.
Myspace: Managing your day is a cakewalk for you because your greatest strength now is the easy availability of all the determination you need. Nothing is going to pull you off track now, enabling you to finish whatever you start. Don't worry about working too fast; take your time and plod along like an ambling bull. You'll arrive at your destination on your own schedule.
THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
Monday, May 4, 2009
WHOOO!
Last summer I was at the gaeltacht for three weeks. I went up with five lads Im great friends with, but they were in a different house to me. Every day after lunch and dinner I would walk down to their house and me and Dermot and Luke would go to this old crumbling cottage nearby and spark up, we even stole a patio set from a nearby summer house to sit on. On our first Sunday there I got up early and went down to them, they were up and we went to the house and just smoked solidly for an hour. Eventually we were so fucked and were just sitting there. Dermot stood up and said "Im just going outside" and left. A minute later Luke said "Im just going to check on him" and went out too. I went out when he didnt come back and the two of them were lieing star style in this long grass right by the door. I stared at them for a second before stretching out between them. The three of us just lay there, in the grass on the side of the [albeit unused] road in the sunshine for about an hour. I just felt so content and happy for that hour. We always talk back on it "hey, remember that first Sunday at the gaeltacht when we couldnt move off the side of the road."
Tuesday, May 5
You're getting a strong love vibe from someone who can't take their eyes off of you -- maybe your sweetie, if you're already dating, or maybe someone you don't even know all that well.
18, EIGHTEEN, HOCHT DEAG, DIX-HUIT, UNSTOPPABLE!!
*squeee
Tuesday, May 5
You're getting a strong love vibe from someone who can't take their eyes off of you -- maybe your sweetie, if you're already dating, or maybe someone you don't even know all that well.
18, EIGHTEEN, HOCHT DEAG, DIX-HUIT, UNSTOPPABLE!!
*squeee
Saturday, May 2, 2009
GODAMMIT SHOWER
I CLEAN YOU, EVERY WEEK. EVERY WEEK I MAN UP, SCRUB YOU AND POUR POWDER STUFF DOWN YOU TO MAKE YOUR PIPES SPARKLEY AND CLEAR, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PERSIST IN SMELLING SO GROSS?!?!?!?!
Sincerely, Jane.
Whooo!! 3 days till 18!!
Sincerely, Jane.
Whooo!! 3 days till 18!!
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