Well well well!

Today was the firstday of the rest of my life! I started the beloved leaving certificate exam. Not having done any study yet its a bit late to start so I am stumbling into all my exams, blind and most likely drunk! But I dont mind! Sometimes I feel like the only leaving cert who isnt worried about this thing? Anyways, some dumbass in Louth handed out the wrong papers and paper 2 is cancelled till Saturday, which means my plans of getting trashed on Friday night are unlikely to happen, the department of education is so inconsiderate. I happened to be taking a small 4 hour nap when the news broke of the cancellation, woke up disorientated and hungry to find loads of missed calls and texts lamenting the cancellation. I was dazed and confused, disbelieving of the whole fiassco, but eventually I had to see sense. Surely all my friends, thousands of leaving certs on the internet and the national news station hadn't bonded togethor just to trick me?? Anyways, Im grand about it because apparently Theme or Issue hadnt come up on comparitive, the one Ive prepared the most so hopefully itll be on the new paper, but am completely fucked if Bishop dosent come up because as much as I do like Rich Bishop is the only one that has settled in my head.
Started my morning in a... confused manner. Felt like the day should seem like a bigger deal or something? Drove expertly out to Louisburgh, screaming along happily to all the songs. No one was in my vision as I pulled up outside, the school looked dead. I straddled into the building, sunglasses on and not wearing my uniform wondering if it was the right day?
I was hit by a swarm of people, nerves buzzing between them.
I think I pissed off the examiner, as she was busy scurrying to student to student, looking for me to sign my name whilst I was busy on the other side of the room talking appletini's and sunburn.
And how typical is it that I am the only freaking student in the entire exam hall that cannot see the freaking clock from my desk? I am narked about that.
My essay was alright, filled with verbs and emotions but I wasnt really feeling it. I know its npt my best piece ever, and it was total sap in envelope, writing about a stupid relationship and proposal. I know I write from real life experience, but jesus, if my life is as sappy as that I really must shoot myself in the face sometime soon.

GOOD DAY.

A night out with General Socks and The Captain!

A lesson on how to open a bottle of Champagne with me, Jane Jarvis.

1. Remove wire.




2. Get ready!



3. POP!!!




4. Or not...



5. Concentrate! [LOL!]



6. Get a friend to help.



7. Success!!




8. Drink.



9. Do Abbey Road.



10. Go "Clubbing"

Birthday!

Facebook:

Emer Smith: I wanted to be the first to say Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO im saying it a day early lol xxx HAPIEEE BIRTHDAY!!! :-) xxx

Happy Birthday, Jane!
From all of us on The Facebook Team, have a great day!


Liam O'Malley: Happy day of your birth Jane. :)

James Durkan: Jane!
I Freaking Love You.
Happy Birthday.

Charlie Edwards: happy birthday :D
xx

Claire Smith: happy birthday! have a good one x)

Michael Fergus: Happy birthday Jane! Have a good one.

Wesley Gavin: Happy Birthday! dont go too mad!!

Borja García Garrido: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANE!!!
Have a good one, n enjoy :D
I miss you!
xxxx

Anthony Concannon: happy birthday... and all that jazz...

Hazel Sheridan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE!! I LOVE YOU! HOPE YOU LIKED YOUR CAR! ;)

YYYAAAAYYYYYYY
;)
:)
XOXOXOXOXMcCafe

Saoirse Wall: hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppyyyyyy birthday!Saoirse Wall posted a Just for you using Mmmm MEN.
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppyyyyyy birthday!

Corey O' Toole: happy birthday jane!!!:)

Megan Lally: I hope you enjoyed your day of surprises!! Zappy thirthtay!!


Texts!

inead Ryan: happy 18th birthday :] woop the big day has finaly cum :D haha, have a great day ... and dont get to drunk...at...eh...school? Hahaha xxx

Luke King Hamill: Happy Birthday Jane!

Stefanie Daley: JAAAAANE!! Youre 18 dudette, HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY! You are now the savage age of eighteen! Ready to take on the town togethor with out super *cough* Stain *cough*superpowers!! We shall tackle the wonderful world of drink as a team now! An, eh, buy lotto tickets, vote and such... [the responsible, mature activitiesof course! ;)] have a ownderful dayjaney! I'll look forward to our celebratorytipple [= until then my fieryginga of a birthday gal! Have a ball of a time bein legal, babbeh!!

Martin Lynch: Happy Birthday Jane! :)

Mike Hennelly: Happy Birthday!! :)

James Durkan: Fuckface! Happy Freakin Birthday!! You are finally 18, thank fuck!!

Chloe McGuinness: Happy birthday jane darling..have a great day! Enjoy 18, its the best! x :)

Breen Concannon: Bout time... Happy Birthday

Aine: Happy Birthday Jane, Aine

02: Happy Birthday from o2! We hope you have a great day and thanks for being a loyal customer!

Sinead Burge: Hey, Happy Birthday!!

Orla McNally: Happy Birthday!! :]

Robert Burge: Happy Birthday Cousin

Hannah King: Happy Birthday! Would you like to meet up for some kisses? ;)

Karen Francis: Happy Birthday *music note, emote

Sharon McNally: Bon anniversaire! feliz cumpleanos!A very happy birthday my now legal friend!

Hazel Sheridan: Hey hey birthday girl, you like your car? ;]


BEBO!

Sinead Burge: birthday luv

Stefanie Daley: Haaaaappy Biiirrrrrrrthday!

=]]]

EIGHTEEN!

AT LAST!

Whoop-dee-gloop...

Lorna Sheridan: Happy birthday!!!

xxxxxxx







HOROSCOPE!!



Tremendous internal changes, intense effort, relentless determination, compulsive and irrational drives, and strong assertion of your will are the key issues during this time period. This is a difficult time period when you want to make intense changes. This transit can last for a number of weeks.


Wellness:
93%
Intellect:
35%
Love:
87%
Emotions:
6%
Intuition:
39%
Creativity:
24%
Work:
81%
Money:
99%


Power Numbers: 10, 17, 35, 11, 49, 6

Born Today: Soren Kierkegaard, Karl Marx, Christopher Morley, James Beard, Tammy Wynette


This is a good time for you in your emotional relationships. Your ability to express yourself confidently and openly wins you the respect and admiration of others. You can promote ideas and goals that you believe strongly in and. They quietly accept your proposals and ideas, and may even provide some support.

Taurus General Horoscope
Tremendous internal changes, intense effort, relentless determination, compulsive and irrational drives, and strong assertion of your will are the key issues during this time period. This is a difficult time period when you want to make intense changes. This transit can last for a number of weeks.

Myspace: Managing your day is a cakewalk for you because your greatest strength now is the easy availability of all the determination you need. Nothing is going to pull you off track now, enabling you to finish whatever you start. Don't worry about working too fast; take your time and plod along like an ambling bull. You'll arrive at your destination on your own schedule.




THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Birthday!

WHOOO!

Last summer I was at the gaeltacht for three weeks. I went up with five lads Im great friends with, but they were in a different house to me. Every day after lunch and dinner I would walk down to their house and me and Dermot and Luke would go to this old crumbling cottage nearby and spark up, we even stole a patio set from a nearby summer house to sit on. On our first Sunday there I got up early and went down to them, they were up and we went to the house and just smoked solidly for an hour. Eventually we were so fucked and were just sitting there. Dermot stood up and said "Im just going outside" and left. A minute later Luke said "Im just going to check on him" and went out too. I went out when he didnt come back and the two of them were lieing star style in this long grass right by the door. I stared at them for a second before stretching out between them. The three of us just lay there, in the grass on the side of the [albeit unused] road in the sunshine for about an hour. I just felt so content and happy for that hour. We always talk back on it "hey, remember that first Sunday at the gaeltacht when we couldnt move off the side of the road."









Tuesday, May 5

You're getting a strong love vibe from someone who can't take their eyes off of you -- maybe your sweetie, if you're already dating, or maybe someone you don't even know all that well.


18, EIGHTEEN, HOCHT DEAG, DIX-HUIT, UNSTOPPABLE!!

*squeee

GODAMMIT SHOWER

I CLEAN YOU, EVERY WEEK. EVERY WEEK I MAN UP, SCRUB YOU AND POUR POWDER STUFF DOWN YOU TO MAKE YOUR PIPES SPARKLEY AND CLEAR, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PERSIST IN SMELLING SO GROSS?!?!?!?!



Sincerely, Jane.

Whooo!! 3 days till 18!!

I am so freaking dramatic.

I can't help it sometimes



*crycrycrycrycry