I hate whenI accidentally eat too much [although I also hate it when I accidentally drink too much. But I don't realise that till the next day, when I wake up wearing my liver as a hat]
But this is just so uncomftable.
Fatass.
About Me
- Jane
- "Thank fuck it's been windy these last few days. The landlord saw the broken tree outside and just assumed it was the wind that broke it. She can never know that it actually broke when I decided to jump through it when I was hammered"
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