Today is nae my day

I woke up this morning/afternoon whatever and stumbled to the kitchen for my usual three or four cups of tea to start my day when THERE WAS NO TEABAGS.

I was griefstricken.

After an hour of curling up on the floor I decided to go to the shop. Which is a half hour away. Not a big deal but I hadn't even planned on getting dressed nevermind leaving the house today.

So off I went!

I picked my favourite brand, and got the biggest box there was. I walked home, clutching my teabags happily.

There is a roundabout in front of my house. I went to cross. There was a car coming. I knew if I ran I'd make it, and then Id be home and have tea!!!

I ran. I was a little cocky, I may have even shouted "Ha ha to you car!" as I ran across.

BUT OH FUCK. I dropped my teabags. I turned just in time to see them being run over.

I knelt on the ground threw my hands in the air and went "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

I felt my heart break.

WHY AM I SO USELES?? WHY CANT I DO THINGS?!?!