Jane's life plan.

1. Cop the fuck on and EXCEL in 3rd year ESPECIALLY FRENCH.

2. Spend the summer after 3rd year in Paris learning how to roll my "r" 's authentically and find a french lover* called Pierre to buy me croissants which I shall eschew wit a firm "non" as my health has become my priority.
*French lover as this is MY life and in my life I wont have time for boyfriends only french lovers called Pierre who live to buy me croissants.

3. Australia! Adapt to the sun, feed a dingo my baby, wear a hat with corks in it, get severely burnt, Swim at 5am hammered, have Christmas on the beach.

4. Grow out knacker stripe and stop throwing out fighting words.

5. Figure out what to do with rest of life.

6. Don't get knocked up before you have seen the world.

7. Stay classy, San Diego.

Talking with my mother.

Apparently if I get knocked up, I can apply for single parent with the government. I get a house, money each week, baby things. Nevermind the fact my tits will look AMAZING.



The only downside is I will have a baby to look after, but the world needs a little more me in it!