I CLEAN YOU, EVERY WEEK. EVERY WEEK I MAN UP, SCRUB YOU AND POUR POWDER STUFF DOWN YOU TO MAKE YOUR PIPES SPARKLEY AND CLEAR, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PERSIST IN SMELLING SO GROSS?!?!?!?!
Sincerely, Jane.
Whooo!! 3 days till 18!!
About Me
- Jane
- "Thank fuck it's been windy these last few days. The landlord saw the broken tree outside and just assumed it was the wind that broke it. She can never know that it actually broke when I decided to jump through it when I was hammered"
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